Bon Jovi Ascent

It smells like spandex and unrequited love….

Sooo……There’s a Jon Bon Jovi perfume, (excuse me- parfum! After all, he’s from Jersey!) called Unplugged. Evidently, he’s a BRAND now- so who knows where this can lead? A Hair Care Line? Bed sheets with medium thread counts (the ‘Bed Of Roses’ line-a whole section at Target!) I mean- who says you can’t go home-goods? ‘Born To Be My Baby’ clothes? How about Energy Drinks- ‘I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead?’ 

Ding-Dong: Avon’s calling. And can spritz you all over with pure Jon Bon Jovi Scent-sation!! Hopefully, this idea will catch on with other rockers, coz I’d love to try Axl Rose’s ‘Garden’- you spray it on, but can’t smell it until two or three hours later, when it finally shows up.

“Smell ya Later!”

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